So im running a little late to pick up the guys for our little northern tour/expedition last Thursday its about 9:30 am i get to the bank but its not open yet i dont have that much gas in the van but i figure i can make it...i still have to go down to the office to pick up a box of cds to sell whilst away....hit the 407 no problem...hit the 404 and its really busy im eyeing my gas gage and it doesnt look pretty the highway is crawling but i ride it out im almost @ the 401 now the office is @ queen and carlaw so basically ive just got to go straight down the dvp....its at this moment i make a decision that im gonna run out of gas my only option to get off the highway now is to take the car pool lane onto the 401 ...not the direction i need to go but ive got to get off the and get gas somehow even if its out of the way so i veer off the 404 at the very last moment in to the carpool lane go through the tunnel and guess what?...yip cops ...waiting for people who are driving alone...fuck!
ok ok i say yeah you got me i know im not supposed to be here im not even going this way i tell the officer i point to my gas gage and give him my story which is the truth...he listens then points out im not wearing my seat belt...fuck!i give him my license and insurance ...couldnt find my ownership he says to look for it and bring it to him when i find it ..i do so i bring it to him...i reach the car and hand it to him he says "theres another problem" i say "great, what is it" he says "your license was suspended two days ago for an unpaid ticket"....i say "fuck!" he says "yip" ....................he tells me to go wait in the car and that hes calling a tow truck because im not allowed to drive from here with a suspended license .....im internally losing it im pleading with the guy no fucking dice though....he comes back to the van as im fuming says "bad day huh?" i didnt have much to say then he hands me 3 tickets no seat belt/using the car pool lane/ and driving with a suspended license....then i get towed and have to pay $100 to get let off the tow truck all this before 11am the boys met me and thankfully 2 of them have thier licenses and it was off to the north...thats my all time worst thursday morning story ever....

to add insult to injury i went and paid the fine yesterday but they tell me the courts and license office computers are not even linked up? what the fuck? like they cant do that? only everything they do coincides? what the fuck am i paying taxes for? so even though its paid i cant drive for four days all this because i didnt want to run out of gas and block traffic on one our highways ....bullshit!

Well the tour was really good supported the marble index good guys good songs there are a few funny stories but for now after telling the above i dont feel like telling them....in short stay of the logging roads.......we felt really good and sold more merch and stuff then usual i think we all finally feel like a band should which feels good.

remember i said i think aliens are trying to communicate with me through spam emails disguised as poetry intersecting my own thoughts advertising either viagra or windows software...good well heres a few of these weird poem things that im gettiing......


Not daring to oppose
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Event, the end of the painted road ends up
End of the comedy.
At San Biagio, in the most intense room
People might see to be the opening
Dismal, endless plain—
Blurring the terrain,
Is the moon to grow
Stunned in their voiceless way to be alive
This gap in time, this season not their own,
Amid the gloom, there, on the pole, stands black
The edge of that other square cut from the right
Sphinx of questioning substance, or a sort
Among us, only Alberti, then Sangallo,
Sought to contrive, intending to express
I. Arctic Scenery
Empty streets I come upon by chance,
Trampled snow is the only rose.


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What the Fuck? See what i mean...good news is they seem to be friendly aliens...in this gibberish lies the answers to unlocking all the secrets in the universe!......or maybe not

Saturday night we are EDGE STUDIOS 228 YOUNGE STREET 9PM SHARPE and THEN @ 10:45 we will be @ the OPERA HOUSE IN SUPPORT OF GERMANS AND THE JIMMY SWIFT BAND




www.nufunk.ca presents
Saturday, April 7th
The Jimmy Swift Band
OPERA HOUSE - 735 Queen St. E
w/ Special guests 
Germans
www.myspace.com/germans
The Dunes
www.myspace.com/thedunesrock
DJ ?uesquecest
$12 Advance
TICKETS OUTLETS:
Soundscapes- 572 College, 416-537-1620
2 The Beat- 161 Spadina Ave – (416) 598-8120
Play De Record- 357A Yonge Street - (416) 586-0380 
Rotate This- 620 Queen St. W – (416) 504-8447
Shanti Baba- 546 Queen St. W - (416) 504-5034
Sonic Temple- 5165 Yonge St - (416) 835-0035
Advance tickets also avail online at: www.nufunk.ca

The Jimmy Swift Band have been forging their own path in Canadian Music for the past seven years. During this time their energetic and improvisational live show has helped the band develop a cult like following throughout Canada and the U.S.
They have performed 200 + shows a year for the past three years, selling out venues and packing dance floors across North America.
The JSB sound is so original that critics and fans have come up with a new genre to define it - Rocktronica. Coming out of Halifax, Nova Scotia, JSB consists of Craig Mercer on guitar, vocals, and effects,Aaron Collier on keyboards and effects, Mike MacDougall on bass, and Nick Wombolt on drums.
Each member brings their own strengths to a powerful sound which is greater than the sum of its parts. Their influences range from Daft Punk to Pink Floyd to Guns and Roses, and they meld aspects of these sounds together to create their original Rocktronica. 
JSB are currently touring in support of their third studio album, Weight Of The World. For more check out:
www.thejimmyswiftband.com

also

Germans
www.myspace.com/germans

The Dunes
www.myspace.com/thedunesrock

SEE YA